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actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
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no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth
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imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas
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(Source: discontented)
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its hard to be a good person when everyone is so stupid
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Behold. South Park changing the derogatory definition of ‘fag.’ Making it synonymous with moron, jackass and douchebag.
Once the old homophobic preachers die out and a generations passes, we’ll be left with this lovely urban definition:
“Fag, noun. Used to describe someone acting with poor, rude and unintelligent behaviour.”South Park is perfect
You know there is a problem when South Park does a better job in realizing the mutability of language than most adults.
(Source: membersonlyguy)
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak
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If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
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(Source: selenamariegomezask)
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snooozeee
i love this. simply because of its simplicity. she has got a baggy serene white t-shirt on with classic p-j shorts on, and a pillow that her grandma probably gave to her. imagine. in her perspective. she was up all night last night with her grandma drinking too much tea and just small gossiping, outside, counting the stars instead of sheep. she was away from everyone, just with her grandma, the one she loves the most. she doesn’t care about her looks or anything. her perfect little eyes started getting droopy as it was very very late. her grandma goes inside. comes back with a pillow. and says “this pillow, looks so simple but do you know what? i believe that this pillow was for you. you are the girl who wore vintage denim, who is a fence sitter, who talks to much. who would rather a jog than walk. you dont think people notice you. i always see you looking absent-mindedly into space. You have the memory of a sieve. You’ll have a shower when you look at your feet and notice that they are dirty. when you were a child no matter how many years went past, you never grew up, and you still believe wonderland exsists. So fall into wonderland with this pillow.” she smiles, and softly whispers i love you. she goes a bit furter into the back yard and climbs onto the hammock and she drifted into her wonderland.
idek i just like this photo^^^^^^
or maybe she just grabbed a pillow from inside, put her camera on timer and took a picture pretending to be asleep
but yeah, either one(Source: hushes-and-whispers)
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SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS
TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE
THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD
(Source: ohsoswiftly)
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*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
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things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
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